Are Your Orgasms The Big “Oh Baby”! or The Big “Oh, Maybe”?
Fakin’ It- All The Ladies Do it! Ladies and gentlemen, in this corner, from women who know what works and aren’t afraid to share, make some noise for the Big “O.” And in this corner, ranging from one night stands to bashful relationships, give it up for the Big “Oh, Maybe.” Girls, you know what I’m talking about. Either it’s the beginning of a relationship, and you’re just not quite comfortable being vocal, or it’s your random hookup that comes... Read More
More Parents Are Okay With Their Teens Having Sex At Home
While I’m sure many of us have wished that our parents were more “cool” or “hip,” or that they would “loosen up” about sex, I’m pretty sure none of us were really expecting them to let us, in our teen years, do the nasty right under their own roof. In a sign of the ever-changing times, some of today’s parents are willing to let their kids do just that: One mom, Patty Skudlarek, told Good Morning America that if her 18-year-old... Read More
The Rocketplane: Coming To An Airport Near You!
I wish that… airplanes flew faster. I recently took a very long 13-hour flight halfway around the world; I had a lot of time to ponder on the topic of airplanes and travel times. Currently it takes about 8 hours to fly on a commercial jet from New York to Paris. The supersonic Concorde used to make this flight in under 3.5 hours; fantatstic, right? Sadly this plane is now defunked, having been grounded for good back in 2003. Given all of this and the fact that I... Read More
Missing Girls: A Case Of Media Discrimination?
Who’s Lauren Spierer? Lauren Spierer, a 20-year-old blonde-haired college student who attends Indiana University, vanished in the early morning hours of June 3rd. Since Lauren’s disappearance there has been a continuing news coverage of her story, especially on the cable news outlets. Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren covered Lauren’s story everyday for about a week. The other news outlets have brought up Lauren and her disappearance as often as they possibly can,... Read More
President Obama Writes History With an Autopen
Signing Laws From 4000 Miles Away President Barack Obama recently signed the renewal of the Patriot Act in Washington, D.C., even though he was almost 4000 miles away in Paris at the time. The Act, which was minutes away from expiring, was signed using the presidential autopen. An autopen is a machine which can exactly reproduce any signature that is programmed into it. Historically, presidential autopens have been reserved for signing things such as Christmas cards or the... Read More
Even The Dogs Are Rioting In Greece!
Have you ever heard of a canine rioter? Well since 2008, one of Greece’s most ardent of rioters has been a four-legged fellow named Loukanikos (Greek for “sausage”). Loukanikos hates Greece’s austerity measures, corrupt politicians and the plight of the Greek everyman. And, as a dedicated protestor, he is willing to brave riot police and tear gas for his beliefs…. Loukanikos… has barked and marched alongside the protesters since demonstrations... Read More
Get Plastic Surgery…Because You’ve ‘Earned’ It. Say What?
Reading XiaXue Left Me Banging My Head On My Desk I’ll admit it. Sometimes I read the fashion blog penned by the infamous, unbelievably popular, Singaporean ingenue, XiaXue. Reading her blog was hard at first, but, with enough concentration, I could ignore the author’s bleached blonde hair, baby-blue contacts and unnaturally pale skin (all visible thanks to the huge self-portrait that adorns her site’s banner) and actually pay attention to its content. Occasionally,... Read More
The Gym: It’s A Jungle In There!
Exotic Tours Presents: The Commercial Gym The commercial gym is like a jungle. The landscape may be unfamiliar, or even threatening, to an outsider. Strange sounds abound—metallic clanging, pulsating base and otherworldly squeals and grunts reverberate throughout the habitat. But perhaps the most frightening aspect of this metallic jungle are its colorful, amusing and sometimes shocking inhabitants. Without a guide, the foreign landscape of a commercial gym can be downright... Read More
Yuck! Beck Wants To Kiss Santorum…In His Mouth!
Despite being an inane homophobe, Glenn Beck appears to have a hankering for some man-on-man type action. Evidently, Beck would like to show Rick Santorum some love…. Glenn Beck responded with an awkward suggestion when Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum confirmed on his program that he’s signed his name to the “Cut, Cap and Balance” pledge, which entails opposing any debt limit increase without significant spending cuts, enforceable spending... Read More
AMA Cracks Down On Photoshopped Models
The American Medical Association has finally spoken out against the advertising industry for exposing teens to images of bodies that are physiologically impossible and that only exist in the world of Photoshopping …the American Medical Association has spoken out against the use of photo-editing software due to the negative impact it can have on the self-esteem of children and teenagers that see them. A statement released afterwards explained how ‘a large body of... Read More
