Harry Potter Revisited
As my son and I were leaving the theater after seeing the eighth and final Harry Potter palooza, I was so jazzed up on Harry Potter that I said, “Let’s watch the other seven movies again!” We started our movie marathon with a bang: #1, #2 and #3 all in the first day. This is harder than it seems. For starters, you have to find the right sequence in the series. J.K.... Read More
Osbourne & Aguilera: Where’s The Beef?
It was quite a weekend for “fat bitches” and celebrity feuds, so let’s get to it. On October 8th, at Michael Jackson’s Michael Forever tribute concert in Wales that nobody on this side of the pond really cared about, Christina Aguilera performed in a skimpy, fish net outfit. Apparently, she looked a hot mess for a variety of reasons. One of these reasons... Read More
On Melody, Lyrics And My Eminem Dilemma
When It Comes To Music Do You Prefer Lyrics Or Melody? I have a theory about people and music, one I’ve verified to my satisfaction, after multiple late-night conversations with friends. It’s a pretty simple theory. Most people will fall into one of two musical camps: the melody camp or the lyrics camp. For those in the melody camp (let’s call them “melodyphiles”... Read More
When Pro-Life Films Turn Into Horror Flicks.
I have nothing against films that take a political standpoint, whether or not I agree with said political standpoint. However, there are two pro-life films that I think do more harm than good when it comes to promoting the pro-life perspective. Again, at the risk of being repetitive, I want to make it very clear that I am not criticizing the fact that they are on the pro-life... Read More
Poor Old Liz Gets Her Pension Cut
Pension To Be Pinched In the wake of the global financial crisis, the age of austerity has truly returned to the UK. Last week the British government voted that an elderly couple, who are completely dependent on taxpayer funded state benefits, will have their income cut by 9% in real terms by the end of 2015. The couple in question, Liz and Phil Windsor, AKA Queen Elizabeth II... Read More
Get Plastic Surgery…Because You’ve ‘Earned’ It. Say What?
Reading XiaXue Left Me Banging My Head On My Desk I’ll admit it. Sometimes I read the fashion blog penned by the infamous, unbelievably popular, Singaporean ingenue, XiaXue. Reading her blog was hard at first, but, with enough concentration, I could ignore the author’s bleached blonde hair, baby-blue contacts and unnaturally pale skin (all visible thanks to the huge... Read More
Ryan Dunn: “Jackass” Extraordinaire Dies Tragically
Ryan Matthew Dunn Of “Jackass” Fame Dies in Fiery Car Crash. Ryan Mathew Dunn, best known for his daredevil antics in the Jackass TV series, died Monday, June 20th, 2011 at approximately 3:30 a.m. His tragic end came just one week and two days after he celebrated his 34th birthday, when he and Zachary Hartwell, a production assistant, were in a fatal car wreck in... Read More
Dr. Phil, The Duchess & Oprah: The Circus Is Back In Town
Dr. Phil & Oprah At It Again We want to ask a few simple questions: “Why the hell is Dr. Phil allowed to repeatedly talk smack in the form of his nonsensical pseudo-psycho babble?” And, “Why does Oprah, enable his pathological behavior?” Has he put her in some sort of hypnotic trance that prevents her from seeing what a quack he is? Or, is Oprah simply... Read More
Sugar Ray Leonard & Andy Irons: Revealing What Exactly?
In the last several weeks we have been served up with several notable revelations involving two sports champions. Sugar Ray Leonard, five-time world champion and one of the best and most beloved professional boxers of all time, revealed in his recently released autobiography that he was sexually abused by an Olympic coach when he was a teenager training for the 1976 Montreal Olympics. ... Read More
Weiner Truly Has The Good Wife: Ms. Huma Abedin
CBS’s The Good Wife: Almost Too Good To Be True The Good Wife’s wronged-political-wife extraordinaire, Alicia Florick, is one impressive lady. We have watched her help revitalize her prostitute-bedding husband’s seemingly doomed political career. We have seen her display amazing restraint. She didn’t go dashing into the arms and bed of her life-long... Read More
