Show Us Your Bristol, Palin
Bristol Palin’s Not Afraid Of Life Oh! What fantastic news on the literary front! Those of us breathlessly awaiting the next mega-blockbuster can rest easy for now. Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol, has ‘written’ her memoirs, “Not Afraid Of Life: My Journey So Far.” An ailing publishing industry will revive joyfully, as the masses swarm to discover the insightful wisdom of Bristol Palin, gathered over her entire 20 years of life. There are of course the... Read More
Donald Trump: The 45th President’s Inaugural Address
What would the world look like with Donald Trump as the 45th President of the United States? Let’s start with his inauguration speech: My fellow citizens, wow, what a truly historic day. This is a day that will go down in history as one of the most historic days of all time. It really is a fantastic day for America and for people all around the civilized world. This is the dawn of a new era for America. It really is fantastic. I would like to thank Barack... Read More
Bristol Palin Sure Loves Candy. Oops! I mean Candie’s.
Teaching young teens that they shouldn’t make the same mistake you made by getting pregnant at an early age is hard work. For Bristol Palin it’s also extremely lucrative. The oldest daughter of the world’s “barracudaiest” former Alaskan Governor was hired by Candie’s last year to be their spokesperson. Candie’s is a non-profit, anti-teen pregnancy organization that was apparently paying Bristol a pretty penny to lend her name to their cause. The Associated... Read More
