The GOP Debates: Not Grand, Getting Old, And Nothing To Party About
How Many More Of These GOP Debates Do I Have To Endure? I’m still recovering from the last GOP debate on September 7th in Simi Valley, California and bracing for the next one on September 19th in Tampa, Florida. Last week the “leaders” in the GOP race to become our country’s next president came together to explain their positions on everything from Obamacare to jobs and not much in between. It’s not like, among many other issues, we’ve... Read More
Monday’s GOP Debate: John King And The Seven Dwarfs
This past Monday the GOP held its umpteenth debate between a bunch of conservative candidates who have no hope of winning a presidential election. It was a beautiful day in New Hampshire and the weather was perfect for a pointless exchange of ideas that would have no bearing on anyone or anything. Tim Pawlenty and Rick “Foot-In-Mouth” Santorum stumbled badly out of the gate, as Pawlenty tripped over his own words and Santorum seemed lost and confused as to where he... Read More
On Weiner, Cheeseburgers, Adultery, And The Married Man
Adultery: It’s All About The Secret And there goes yet another politician caught with his pants down. Anthony Weiner joins an ever-growing list of attention-seeking types who need adulterous sex to get through their lives. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Clinton, Newt Gingrich, Silvio Berlusconi and even the UK’s dullest ever Prime Minister, John Major, have all been unable to understand the concept of sexual fidelity. It’s nothing new of course, there is a roll call of... Read More
Romney Breaks With Republicans On Global Warming
Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney has evidently decided to take a few less sips of the Republican Kool-Aid. During a New Hampshire town hall meeting on Friday (June 3), Romney acknowledged that global warming is real and that humans are playing a causative role: “I believe the world is getting warmer, and I believe that humans have contributed to that,” [Romney]… told a crowd of about 200 at a town hall meeting in Manchester, New Hampshire …... Read More
Newt Is Anything But New
Just when you thought the Republican slate of presidential hopefuls couldn’t get any more bizarre (courtesy of Donald Trump), more boring (thanks to Mittens Romney and Tim Pawlenty, yawn) or just plain old more idiotic (the ladies have this one tied up, thanks to Sarah “I can see Russia from my bedroom window” Palin and Michele “carbon dioxide has never been proven to be harmful” Bachmann), enter stage right Newt “Mr. American Values” Gingrich and his mistress of... Read More
