Show Us Your Bristol, Palin
Bristol Palin’s Not Afraid Of Life Oh! What fantastic news on the literary front! Those of us breathlessly awaiting the next mega-blockbuster can rest easy for now. Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol, has ‘written’ her memoirs, “Not Afraid Of Life: My Journey So Far.” An ailing publishing industry will revive joyfully, as the masses swarm to discover the insightful wisdom of Bristol Palin, gathered over her entire 20 years of life. There are of course the... Read More
Palin And Bachmann: “Prom Queens” With Claws
Republican Women Get Nasty Courtesy of Ed Rollins After years of virtually ignoring half of the population as regards presidential nominees, it seems as if Republicans might be asked to choose between two female contenders for the 2012 presidential elections. Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann may not have yet taken their gloves off fully, but Bachmann’s newly appointed adviser, Ed Rollins, has started a kitten fight (not quite a cat fight) by saying that Palin is “not... Read More
Misquoting the Founding Fathers: A New Republican Tool
According to The Washington Post: “Republicans have used incorrect quotes to portray the founders as sympathetic to modern conservatism.” Knowing that people derive hope from the words of our founding fathers, Republicans have started to frequently use and MISuse their words to garner support for their positions, especially when using the Internet to propagate their ideas: The problem results, in part, from an unfortunate marriage of two 21st-century trends. One... Read More
Palin’s “Paul Revere” History: Doomed To Repeat Herself
Palin on Paul Revere Take One By now most of you have heard Sarah Palin’s back-ass rendition of Paul Revere’s midnight run, the one she voiced last week while on her “One Nation” bus-tour stop in Boston. If not, here it is again just to make you laugh and scratch you head at the same time: “He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin’ sure as he’s riding... Read More
Palin’s Ex Aide: I Could Never Vote For Sarah Palin
Following last week’s publication of his scathing tell-all book, Blind Allegiance to Sarah Palin: A Memoir of our Tumultuous Years, Frank Bailey, a Palin’s ex aide, made an appearance on CNN’s “The Joy Behar Show.” In what seemed to be a frank (pardon the pun) interview (where he declared himself to be a “Fox conservative Republican”), Bailey told Behar: “I could never vote for Sarah Palin as President, she would be a disaster.”... Read More
Fox News President Thinks Sarah Palin Is Stupid
It has taken Fox News President Roger Ailes a long time to realize (or to admit) what everyone has known for years: Sarah Palin is not the “brightest of bulbs.” Several Republicans close to the Fox News chief describe his concerns going into an election year. “He thinks things are going in a bad direction….Roger is worried about the future of the country. He thinks the election of Obama is a disaster. He thinks Palin is an idiot. He thinks she’s... Read More
Newt Is Anything But New
Just when you thought the Republican slate of presidential hopefuls couldn’t get any more bizarre (courtesy of Donald Trump), more boring (thanks to Mittens Romney and Tim Pawlenty, yawn) or just plain old more idiotic (the ladies have this one tied up, thanks to Sarah “I can see Russia from my bedroom window” Palin and Michele “carbon dioxide has never been proven to be harmful” Bachmann), enter stage right Newt “Mr. American Values” Gingrich and his mistress of... Read More
Donald Trump: The 45th President’s Inaugural Address
What would the world look like with Donald Trump as the 45th President of the United States? Let’s start with his inauguration speech: My fellow citizens, wow, what a truly historic day. This is a day that will go down in history as one of the most historic days of all time. It really is a fantastic day for America and for people all around the civilized world. This is the dawn of a new era for America. It really is fantastic. I would like to thank Barack... Read More
Bristol Palin Sure Loves Candy. Oops! I mean Candie’s.
Teaching young teens that they shouldn’t make the same mistake you made by getting pregnant at an early age is hard work. For Bristol Palin it’s also extremely lucrative. The oldest daughter of the world’s “barracudaiest” former Alaskan Governor was hired by Candie’s last year to be their spokesperson. Candie’s is a non-profit, anti-teen pregnancy organization that was apparently paying Bristol a pretty penny to lend her name to their cause. The Associated... Read More
